Saturday, 18 July 2009

Compassionate Conservative Deckalogue

Thou shall blaspheme God by pretending He speaks to you.
Thou shall secretly worship the God Mammon, who makes the rich richer.
Thou shall not take the name of the Poor in vain.
Thou shall take Medicare from your parents.
Thou shall make money from Capital Punishment, building more prisons for the poor.
Thou shall steal the pensions of your workers.
Thou shall make a mockery of marriage by blackmailing gays.
Thou shall poison the earth by forbidding stewardship.
Thou shall pay the poor as little as you can get away with.
Thou shall hire illegal immigrants and house them in guarded pigsties.
Thou shall pretend to be Christian when elections are close.
Thou shall stack the deck of opportunity.
Thou shall burn in Hell for eternity for your perfidy.

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