My first son Michael is my extra-conscience, advising me softly when he sees me slipping off the rails. When I wrote him I was so eager to read an earlier colleague’s novel, he warned me that the book I had just booked from Göttingen University was not the novel, but a long rant on becoming a successful writer when you were chained to six classes a day at a junior college. What a delicious rant! I was back teaching high school and maneuvering to be an American Studies scholar. Talk about nostalgia’s warm embrace.
Thank you, Jon Hassler, the late
Regent’s Professor Emeritus at St. John’s University, Minnesota.
Where, in fact my best pal at Michigan State for three years was none
other than Stanley J. Idzerda, Dean of Humanities there. What
stimulating company. “My Staggerford Journal” (Ballantine
Books, 1999) is a diary of his wins and losses as he painted
landscapes and taught English to become a successful writer. Joyce
Carol Oates panned it in the New York Times. Gulp. But she has a rep as
a nasty critic. Jon didn’t let this stop him dreaming and revising when
he could squeeze time enough, as the college tuition of his daughter
kept him chained to teaching!
The first episode I
most thrilled to was a department meeting to change the way they
were teaching GRAMMAR. Ugh. He moans to his pal Dick in this writer’s
diary, July 31, “I am not, by and large, thought of as a
curmudgeon, Dick. I am basically the same nice, patient, cooperative
person you knew at St John’s. There are, however, certain times
during the year (maybe five or six times) when the urge to be
irascible takes me by surprise and with such force that I hardly
think I can be responsible for what ensues. What ensues is probably
not all that terrible, usually a nasty, cynical, ironical remark just
funny enough to be forgiveable; but it is evidence of some fault or
fissure in my psyche, and most likely—nay, destined—to occur
during the five or six committees I attend each year. Committees (and
that monster spawned by committees: the workshop) call up the worst
in me. During workshops I am not only uncooperative, I am downright
unmanageable.”
Jon then describes how he has brought 290 pages of
student writing, believing you learn grammar by expressing your ideas
under observation. All the other “participants” had idiosyncratic
impulses, not ideas. They got nowhere—unless turning the whole
problem over to Jon is considered a solution! On their communal
directive, they spelled it GRAMMER. Loose vowels, No?
My first
chairmanship was as director of the East-West Center of the
University of Hawaii. Our mission was to introduce Asian students to
American ideals, and the Americans to Asian culture. The State
Department gave the U the cash. Which I first learned when the
unusually ignorant Ph.D. appointed my assistant without my knowledge
had spent his career as a CIA operative! His task was to throw
parties to see which students were dangerously Lefties!
I won’t mention their reducing my salary when I arrived from $13,000 to 10,000, no questions allowed! I loved Hawaii, and wrote a book about it. And I created radio and TV weeklies where I was the host. I quit after a year, to return to Philly as an English chairman where we had recently bought a Louis Kahn house in a pioneer integrated Green Belt Knoll. I dumped chairmanship after eight years because I despised committees!
I won’t mention their reducing my salary when I arrived from $13,000 to 10,000, no questions allowed! I loved Hawaii, and wrote a book about it. And I created radio and TV weeklies where I was the host. I quit after a year, to return to Philly as an English chairman where we had recently bought a Louis Kahn house in a pioneer integrated Green Belt Knoll. I dumped chairmanship after eight years because I despised committees!
Jon
is most thrilled when he’s visiting the homes of the likes of Emily
Dickinson, Thoreau, Twain, and Hawthorne. The ignorant lack of
preparation of the local guides shoots him into an air of contempt.
It makes him value re-teaching those stars when the press hassle him
about vacations.
If you hanker becoming a writer, his wrestlings with new texts are very educational. I can hardly wait until I can read his “Staggerford” novel. Minnesota libraries are full of all his work. Weimar had never heard of them. They will soon, as I get busy with Amazon.de. You’re a kick, Jon. I’d still be a teacher if my colleagues were as hip as your muse!
If you hanker becoming a writer, his wrestlings with new texts are very educational. I can hardly wait until I can read his “Staggerford” novel. Minnesota libraries are full of all his work. Weimar had never heard of them. They will soon, as I get busy with Amazon.de. You’re a kick, Jon. I’d still be a teacher if my colleagues were as hip as your muse!