Side Effects

Re Prostate Cancer and Radioactive Love:

Holy moley, what dangerous lives we try to lead. Thank God, I was prematurely de-ejaculated: I voluntarily celebrated the nation’s bicentennial of freedom with a vasectomy at a suburban Philly hospital.

My cruel girlfriend phoned me the next day with a curt question: “Does it hurt, honey?”

What I answered, only she will ever know.